October 18, 2004
"Team America" Review - Not
Dr. Rusty evidently is huffing Sandcrawler fumes again because, in comments below, he asks when my "Team America" review is coming out.
Are you freakin' crazy?
It just doesn't work that way at the Butcher's House. If, by extraordinary exertion, we were somehow able to:
1.) Find a free weekend evening some time between now and New Year's; and
2.) Find a babysitter for such evening,
do you really think the Missus is going to agree to go to see a movie that involves marionettes blowing things up and having sex?
In the alternative, do you really think the Missus is going to let your humble Llama go by himself to see a movie that involves marionettes blowing things up and having sex, even if it's all for the benefit of our loyal readers?
Ain't. Gonna. Happen.
I'll be lucky enough if I'm allowed to blow four bucks on this thing when it hits pay-per-view.
UPDATE: The Sandcrawler has now pulled up to the door and the Jawas are hawking a whole line up of "Team America" reviews.
UPDATE II: David Adesnik picks up on the same movie critic tone-deafness that I noticed last Friday.
UPDATE III: Tainted Bill thinks this film kicks ass. Respect his authoritaah!!
Just say you're headed out to your normal Tuesday night D&D game--then sneak off to the movie.
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at October 18, 2004 04:35 PMMy wizard would have to use his cloak of deception, but with all luck my wife would roll 2 or higher and her warrior princess would triumph....
Posted by: Steve the LB at October 18, 2004 05:25 PMCut it out, the both of yas!
Posted by: Robert the LB at October 18, 2004 05:27 PMCurrently, the cost of getting my wife to go see Team America is my going to see Shall We Dance?...
Negotiations are (at this writing) still in progress...
Posted by: LDH at October 18, 2004 05:41 PMCurrently, the cost of getting my wife to go see Team America is my going to see Shall We Dance? with her...
Negotiations are (at this writing) still in progress...
Posted by: LDH at October 18, 2004 05:41 PM[channelling Cartman]
I would never let a woman tell me what movie to see, I'd be like "Hey, why don't you go knit me a sweater!"
Posted by: Bill McCabe at October 18, 2004 07:16 PM
