October 08, 2004
LLamaliveblogging Wrapup
I think Kerry had to look presidential, and he did: unfortunately, it was the as president of Letspretendistan.
Top questions rejected by Charlie Gibson:
"Senator Kerry, what is your favorite chorus to Kumbaya?"
"President Bush, why do you make Baby Jesus cry so?"
"Senator Kerry, of all the experiences in your life, which belongs the most in a new edition of Profiles in Courage?"
"President Bush: I got rebuffed in my favorite bistro in Provence this summer. Why can't we have a foreign policy that makes Amerikan snobs safe in their favorite European expat haunts?"
"Senator Kerry: are the books of Gore Vidal and Noam Chomsky unpopular in Amerika because of John Ashcroft's neo-Nazism, or is it just because the average voter is a mouth-breathing idiot?"
"Senator Kerry: If you could be any type of fluffy puppy, which type would it be? And why is the president so mean?"
"President Bush: do you enjoy persecuting Muslims?"
"Senator Kerry: when did President Bush stop beating his wife?"
9:59 Kondracke and Kristol give it to Kerry.....
UPDATE:Allah's doing his roundup.
More questions too ridiculous even for Charlie Gibson:
Posted by Steve at October 8, 2004 10:57 PM | TrackBack-Senator, why won't you pay child support for our love child?
-Mr. President, did your timber company kill any spotted owls?
-Senator, could you please repeat the joke about the Red Sox, I don't think any of us got it the first time?
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Posted by: Jim R at October 8, 2004 11:08 PMFirst off, great blog name!
Second...off(?), here are a few other unasked questions:
-Senator, why won't you pay child support for our love child?
-Mr. President, did your timber company kill any spotted owls?
-Senator, could you please repeat the joke about the Red Sox, I don't think any of us got it the first time?
