September 15, 2004
Coming this fall to CBS: CSI: BLOGISTAN
The roles cast so far for CSI: Blogistan are:
The integrity of CBS..................................the corpse
Powerline.................................................Chief Inspector Gil Grissom
Instapundit...............................................Captain Brass
LGF..........................................................Nick Stokes
INDC Bill..................................................Sarah Sidle
Ace of Spades..........................................Warwick Brown
My Pet Jawa.............................................Greg Sanders
Politburo Diktat......................................The Sheriff
Wizbang..................................................Dr. Robbins, the one legged coroner.
What, no Allahpundit? But of course, the role of Allahpundit on CSI: Blogistan is played by none other than the scrumptious Marg Helgenberger.
And your Llamas?.....................................Ruprecht the Monkey Boy
What character do you play on CSI: Blogistan? Let us know in the comments or by email, and I'll post the link back to you.
UPDATE: Bill's pissed that he, and I quote, "has no balls"; Allah is elated, as is Rusty.
Grandma Deece....................................Highway patrol cop #3 (recurring non-speaking role, turned into a major character in season 4)
Posted by Steve at September 15, 2004 11:11 PM | TrackBackSarah Sidle?! Couldn't I at least be played by someone with balls?
Posted by: Bill from INDC at September 15, 2004 11:16 PMmy point exactly.....
Posted by: Steve the Llamabutcher at September 15, 2004 11:21 PM"Go fuck myself"? Don't mind if I do!
Posted by: Allah at September 16, 2004 12:55 AMI'll be one of the peripheral cops at the scene, whose only purpose is to pass information on from one source to another. That way I'll be in every episode, but won't have to work very hard. Suits me to a T.
Posted by: Denise at September 16, 2004 04:10 AMBut I want to play Ruprecht the Monkey Boy!!!
Posted by: RS at September 16, 2004 09:46 AMRS, that role's being fought over viciously behind the closed doors of some left-wing tabloid with an eye logo.
Posted by: Al at September 16, 2004 01:50 PMCan I be the badge-heavy lady cop who roughs the suspects up when no one's looking?
Posted by: Attila Girl at September 16, 2004 04:38 PM