August 16, 2004
Whoa....TOO much information!
I know he's jonesing for publicity, but even I was taken aback a bit opening up the Washington Post yesterday looking for the latest pithy political commentary from Funky Winkerbean, only to have the cover of the Post Sunday magazine to come flopping onto the bathroom floor:
All I can say, is, congratulations Bill!
UPDATE: Celluloid Wisdom has the Top Nine suggested names for the Jessica Cutler Breakfast Cereal. Only read if you have your beverage sneeze guard installed over your monitor...
Posted by Steve at August 16, 2004 10:50 AM | TrackBackI thought I came up with that Cartesian bit of philosophy? Alas, it appears there are no new ideas under the sun. As a matter of fact, Bill's response to my "Blogito ergo sum" post was-and I quote-"What's with all this French shit?"
Posted by: RS at August 16, 2004 12:57 PMSaved his soul, then damned it again when he got a look at Ms. Fruity Freaker there close up.
She need extra vaseline on the camera lens, too.
Posted by: SarahW at August 16, 2004 01:14 PMBlue---that IS "him!"
Posted by: Steve the llamabutcher at August 16, 2004 01:34 PMedited and revised : Saved his soul, then damned it again when he got a look at Ms. Fruity Freaker there close up, IN THE MIRROR.
That does, at last, explain the crags and electrolysis scars.
Posted by: SarahW at August 16, 2004 01:50 PMRusty--I went with it because it sounded so dirty in that context, plus I knew it would piss him off!
Posted by: Steve the llamabutcher at August 16, 2004 02:33 PMpass it around - we have to get this cover mag up on fark for a photoshop contest:
"photoshop this washington ho getting famous"
Posted by: Bender at August 17, 2004 08:46 AM
