September 29, 2004

Danger Will Robinson! Danger!

If you read the Creator of Worlds this morning while drinking hot beverages you WILL wind up needing a new monitor.

Here's just a little sampler (what Old Man Prizi would call "a leetle cookie")

We close with a few words from Kid Rock, who, between his perspective on the war and his habit of bedding down gorgeous blondes, is precisely the kind of idiot we all wish we could be. So saith the pimp of the nation:

"You see this thing now where like Bruce Springsteen, Jon Bon Jovi - like I love all these guys as musicians - they're gonna raise money for John Kerry. God bless 'em.

"But, before you go and do that, why don't these motherf**kers go over there and play for our soldiers in Iraq? I'm not vocal about my views on the war. I'm just vocal about my views on the troops."

Eddie Vedder responded by grimacing, growling incoherently, and lighting up a Marlboro with a thousand-dollar bill.

From now on, I'm wearing a bib when I check Allahpundit.

Posted by Steve at September 29, 2004 10:24 AM | TrackBack
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