November 07, 2005

Lesbian cheerleader barfight update

The Christmas-Came-Early-to-Deviant-Bloggers story just will not die: Wizbang quotes the local gendarmes as opining: Alcohol, sex and cheerleaders are apparently the ingredients for a hot story.

Umm, you think?

Five years ago we had the most divisive election in our living memory, but here we are, half a decade later, healed as a nation in our ability to come together---Chomskyites and Hayekians---to savor the story of NFL cheerleaders having randy lesbian sex in a bar bathroom before busting out into a punch-throwing melee ending with the highly desirable pouty Thelma n' Louise yet hot mug shots.

Gosh, I love America. Yet, still Stevie is pissed: is the lesbian cheerleader barfight feature a part of Madden 2005 that I'm missing? I mean, with all their advances in animation in realistic game play, we could be talking about the greatest selling video game of all time, which features three of the things near and dear to Red State Amerikkka: hot lesbians, bar fights, and NFL football.

Posted by Steve at November 7, 2005 11:44 PM | TrackBack

Any pics out there for the Webmaster...these girls could make a lot of money and will probably get a Playboy deal out of this. which sells domain names for websites with one of there sites and that someone registered Can't wait.

Posted by: Robb Cobb at November 8, 2005 12:42 AM

It'll be part of Madden 2006. 2005 is based on the 2004 season.
And if it part of Madden '06, I'm buying it. Hell, they can skip the football part entirely.

Posted by: rbj at November 8, 2005 09:01 AM

The downside is the continuously repetitive Madden/Pat Summerall voice-overs describing the action. I mean how many times are we going to hear Summerall going "That's one hot lesbian" and John saying "Now that's a stupid penalty" each time the cops read them their rights.

I mean, come on, EA Sports. You need more than three .wav files to make a good game today.

Posted by: The Colossus at November 8, 2005 09:15 AM

Its already there, all you need is the secret code like Grand Theft Auto...

Posted by: LB buddy at November 8, 2005 05:13 PM