November 07, 2005
Where in the world is Matt Lauer?
Channeling my inner medium, I'm seeing that Matt Lauer is waking up from a three day bender in a Moroccan whore house, with an armful of tracks and some strange mystic tatoos, next to a dead hooker, neck broken. Lauer smiles, thinking of how cheap it was to get them to cut the girl to look like perky, pre-pouty Katie. Oddly enough, his cellphone is fully charged, his credit cards are intact, and the box of Chicklets hasn't been touched. Thank god for minor miracles.
SPEAKING OF WHICH it delights me to no small end that we are #7 on Google for "Where in the world is Matt Lauer."
Posted by Steve at November 7, 2005 11:35 PM | TrackBackComments
That's fantastic - you've stated what I only vaugely imagined.
Posted by: Chai-rista at November 8, 2005 08:42 AMMake that a GAY Moroccan whorehouse
Posted by: beautifulatrocities at November 8, 2005 12:41 PM
