September 23, 2005

Rove/KGB/Japanese Mafia Hurricane Weapon - UPDATE

Scott Stephens, the Idaho tee vee weatherman convinced that the hurricanes hitting the Gulf Coast are meteorological weapons of mass destruction being aimed at us deliberately, is quitting his day job to pursue his investigation full time.

"There's a chess game going on in the sky," Stevens said. "It affects each and every one of us. It is the one common thread that binds us all together."

Although the theories espoused by Stevens - scalar weapons, global dimming - are definitely on the scientific fringe today, there are thousands of Web sites that mention such phenomena.

"The Soviets boasted of their geoengineering capabilities; these impressive accomplishments must be taken at face value simply because we are observing weather events that simply have never occurred before, never!" Stevens wrote on his Web site. "The evidence of these weapons at work found within the clouds overhead is simply unmistakable. These patterns and odd geometric shapes seen in our skies, each and every day, are clear and present evidence that our weather has been stolen from us, only to be used by those whose designs for humanity are rarely in alignment with that of the common man."

And if it's on the Web, it must be true, right? Go get 'em, Tiger!

As I said when I first linked to his site, you should go check it out if for no other reason than because he has some pretty coo-el photos up.

Posted by Robert at September 23, 2005 02:48 PM | TrackBack

The fool. Rove will ensure that something happens to him if he ever gets too close.

BTW, Scott, quit bogartting the joint.

Posted by: rbj at September 23, 2005 03:58 PM

zOMG!!!!!11! There are very local pockets of differing weather!? No way! The Man always told me the whole atmosphere is uniform, man! How can I trust anyone over 30 now?

Posted by: TheRoyalFamily at September 23, 2005 05:11 PM