This Explains Why Katrina Screamed "Banzai, Tovarish!!" As She Came Ashore

Katrina was the work of the Japanese Mob on behalf of the KGB and using old Soviet weather-controlling technology! No, really:

It has been established that the former Soviet Union (fSU) developed and boasted of weather modification technology during the 1960's and 70's with deployment against the United States coming in 1976 with the audible arrival of the woodpecker grid. These weather operations continue to this day.

Secretary Cohen was well-briefed on these weapons and their use by “terrorists” – in this case, the Japanese Yakuza crews who leased large strategic Russian scalar interferometers from the KGB in latter 1989. They have been engineering the weather over North America initially (and in some other places) since then, and have since become the most skilled interferometer operators on the planet. They are also being used as direct protégées by the KGB/FSB, which has moved them into the final Operations Phase of the long asymmetric war against the United States.

Bastards!

Go read the rest. If nothing else, there are a lot of really coo-el photographs.

Yips! to Eloise the Spitbull.