Go Ahnd Boil Yer Bottoms, You Sons of A Silly Person!

The Colossus has the latest odds on the Papal succession, with a strong surge by the French candidate.

How 'bout a little modified (and from memory) Python humor?

King Arthur: We have been charged by God with the quest for the Keys of St. Peter. Go and tell your master that if he gives us food and shelter for the night, he may join us on this sacred quest.

Guard: Well, ah'll ask 'im, but ah done think 'e'll be verrah interested - 'e's already got zem, you see?

King Arthur: What?

Sir Galahad: He says they've already got them!

King Arthur (to Guard): Are you sure?

Guard: Oh, yais, they're verrah nice. (Aside to his mates) Ah tol' them we already got zem!

Guard's Mates: Snigger, snigger.

King Arthur: Well then, ah, can we come up and have a look?

Guard: Of course nottah! You are English types-ah!

King Arthur: Well, what are you then?

Guard: Ahm French! Why do you tink ah have dis out-rage-ious ac-cent, you silly King-gah?

Now that I've started you off, feel free to carry on the taunting yourselves.

YIPS from Steve: You know what would be really cool? A Monty Python French Knight random insult generator. That would be awesome.