August 29, 2005

And The Word Was Al Dente. And It Was Good.


The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster reveals The Truth, thus once and for all putting an end to the endless bickering among Creationists, ID'ers and Evolutionists.

And the FSM went before them by day in a pillar of Romano, to lead them the way; and by night in a pillar of Parmigiano, to give them light; to go by day and night:

He took not away the pillar of the Romano by day, nor the pillar of Parmigiano by night, [from] before the people.

-Exodus 13: 21-22 JCV (Julia Child Version)

Yips! to fellow-Pastafarians Der Commissar and Naked Villainy's Smallholder.

Posted by Robert at August 29, 2005 05:45 PM | TrackBack

"Pastafarians." I like that; much catchier than "FSM worshippers."

Incidentally, I read somewhere that prayers to the Flying Spaghetti Monster should conclude with a sim-ple, solemn, "ramen."

(The spam filter strikes again. M followed by P is no longer a permissible letter combination.)

Posted by: utron at August 29, 2005 06:19 PM

I prefer to worship at the altar of Dr. Gene Gonewild. Science is so exact. Remember when the shape of skulls told us about character. Ah science can be relied upon for all the answers.

Just ask Margaret Sanger.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at August 31, 2005 01:28 AM

Whoa a spagettii monster and bringing its own meatballs dose it have cheese as well?

Posted by: crafty curlew at September 2, 2005 08:50 PM
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