August 31, 2005
Random Commuter Observations
An elderly lady was stationed outside my metro stop this morning explaining that 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina were both the work of Satan's Army, currently under the field command of Dick Cheney.
Hope this clears things up for everybody.
Posted by Robert at August 31, 2005 08:30 AM | TrackBackI myself thought it had more of a Wolfowitz/Rumsfeld/PNAC feel to it, but I respect the voices in her head.
Posted by: The Colossus at August 31, 2005 09:26 AMOver at the Huffington Post, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. is blaming it on Haley Barbour. That, or it was Gaia's revenge against Haley Barbour, I'm not sure which. I live in a red state, so nuanced analyses like that frequently sail right over my head.
Posted by: utron at August 31, 2005 10:28 AMYeah, I've already taken a hammer to Bobby Jr. over at my place.
Posted by: The Colossus at August 31, 2005 10:39 AMThe poor fool. Doesn't she realize that events are actually controlled by the Bavarian Illuminati working through the Knights Templar and the Freemasons?
Also, isn't Dick Cheney merely the physical projection of a hyper-intellegent pan-dimensional being in this universe?
Wait, that was the last post.
Posted by: BWS at August 31, 2005 11:07 AMNope, the Columbia Christians for Life asserts that satellite images of Katrina look just like a six-week-old fetus.
It is God's will that NO be destroyed for its evil ways. Clears up a lot for me...
Posted by: LB buddy at August 31, 2005 12:19 PMWas she implying that Dick Cheney is but a mere "lesser demon"? How dare she!?
Posted by: lemuel at August 31, 2005 02:24 PMOverheard in a Capitol Hill-area cafe where I got my lunch today a woman earnestly blaming Halliburton. Clearly...
Posted by: Nicole Griffin at August 31, 2005 08:28 PMWait, I thought this was all a Rovian tactic to take the spotlight off Cindy Jihad in the ditch! It isn't?
Posted by: GroovyVic at September 1, 2005 06:54 AM
