Paying for the protein wisdom by the ounce

Jeff Goldstein has donned the dancing monkey suit and is banging the cymbals to drum up some cash to buy a new laptop.

Let's face it, Protein Wisdom is one of the insanely best blogs in the biddness---where would we be without the Martha Stewart prison diary? And if anyone is capable of luring Allahpundit out of retirement, let's face it it's that kufur Jeff (that plus Dean-O as chair of the DNC. It's all a Roveian plot, I tell you!)

So, if you're in the great Denver metropolitan area, feel free to attach a twenty to a brick with a rubber band and toss it through his front window. Short of that, head on over and hit the tip-jar.