February 17, 2005
Chip Strikes Out
I may be mistaken, but I get the distinct impression that a certain junior member of the Crack Young Staff over at the Hatemonger's Quarterly made the fatal mistake of trying to pick up a Sorority Chick by telling her he was a blogger.
No, no, my young Paduin, all wrong. This skill is something to be concealed. Next time, tell them you're on the water polo team. That'll work.
Posted by Robert at February 17, 2005 12:57 PMCome on, Robbo! Staff members are not allowed to hit on sorority girls; it's in the Official Staff Handbook. After all, we wouldn't want to mix business with pleasure. And, quite frankly, we, the crack young staff of "The Hatemonger's Quarterly," are more into nerdy chicks.
Posted by: The Crack Young Staff at February 17, 2005 02:10 PMPaduin or Paduan?
You keep using this word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Are all these people really from Padua?
I mean it in the Jedi Apprentice sense. If I'm mispelling it, that's too bad. But I'm not going to humble myself before the likes of Mr. George Lucas.
Posted by: Robert the LB at February 17, 2005 03:59 PMBAPTISTA
Padua affords this kindness, son Petruchio.
PETRUCHIO
Padua affords nothing but what is kind.
