December 16, 2004
He Tasks Me. He Tasks Me.
TOP TEN REASONS TO SUSPECT THAT INDC JOURNAL'S BILL ARDOLINO AND WASHINGTONIENNE'S JESSICA CUTLER ARE, IN FACT, THE SAME PERSON
10. Plenty of photos of each one snogging Ann Marie Cox, but never at the same time.
9. Both bloggers achieved meteoric fame by screwing Establishment Insiders.
8. "INDC Journal" is an anagram for "I run cold, Jan." "Washingtonienne" is an anagram for "A sweet inning, Hon." (Not really that similar, but still pretty amusing.)
7. Bill's offer to pay Rathergate typeface expert with "ass or grass".
6. Significant lack of Jane Austen posts at either site.
5. Insert your own Beltway Pork joke here.
4. "Ardolino" is Italian for "back door". "Cutler" is Old English for "snippy bitch".
3. Need to incorporate reference to Nation's Capital in weblog names symptomatic of underlying sexual insecurity. (No. 3 is brought to you by the American Society of Freudian Psychiatrists.)
2. INDC Journal: Exposes on moonbat activity. Washingtonienne: Essays on exposed moon activity.
1. The "Google Me" tattoo. 'Nuff said.
Both bloggers achieved meteoric fame by screwing Establishment Insiders.
Hilarious, but I'd say "C" level fame, at best.
Posted by: Bill from INDC at December 16, 2004 09:24 AMTHIS is your response to Bill's horrible slander? In light of the evidence, I declare he might have been on to something!
Posted by: babs at December 16, 2004 10:12 AMOh, no - this is just a response to his snarky comments of late. We're working on something SPECIAL for the big one.
Posted by: Robert the LB at December 16, 2004 10:32 AM4. "Ardolino" is Italian for "back door". "Cutler" is Old English for "snippy bitch".
But, "Cutler" and "Washingtonienne" both seem to mean "back door" too (just in a different context, of course).
Posted by: George at December 16, 2004 11:38 AMConsidering the recent Llama sex scandal, I'm surprised that Robbo would be making any jokes about "back door."
Very surprised.
Posted by: Bill from INDC at December 16, 2004 11:45 AM
