December 15, 2004

Okay, Okaaaay!

Mirthful Sadie says we've got to do it. So here goes:

Three names you go by:
The Roberator
Slick (True - given to me by some drunk gorilla who swerved to elbow me in the shoulder near Metro Center the other evening)

Three screennames you have:
Robert the LB
Glenn Reynolds (Really! It's true!)

Three things you like about yourself:
I've got that drooling under control now.
My ability to communicate with chipmunks.
I'm not just fresh, I'm Downy Fresh.

Three things you hate/dislike about yourself:
That I'll never break the 3 minute mile.
Left Brain/Right Brain disagreements frequently end in bloody nose.
Super power? Refridgerator reorganization.

Three parts of your heritage:
More Scotch
Can I get a couple more ice cubes?

Three things that scare you:
Count Floyd
Mutant Flying Piranhas

Three of your everyday essentials:
More, please

Three things you are wearing right now:
Spider-Man undies.
A pirate eye-patch
"Chaz for Men"

Three of your favorite bands/artists (at the moment):
Snoop Dogg (I was wrong! He's a genius! How could I have been so blind?)
That dorky Asian guy on that TV talent show thing. Whatever happened to him?
LONE SERIOUS ANSWER: Helen Forrest with Benny Goodman

Three of your favorite songs at present:
Suds In The Bucket - Sarah Evans
Corn Silk - (See above)
The Great Big Book of Everything - Stanley and Friends

Three new things you want to try in the next 12 months:
Sleep would be nice.
[This entry deleted by order of the Ministry for Not Getting In Dutch With The Wife]
Actually being funny.

Three things you want in a relationship (love is a given):
Complete absolution from all responsibility involving the kitty litter.
Less talk, more rock.
Just once to be met at the door with a pipe, a martini and a pair of slippers.

Two truths and a lie:
One is the loneliest number.
The mass of yoghurt actually increases once it leaves the container and gets on the child's face.
I'm not really wearing Spider-Man underwear.

Three physical things about the opposite sex (or same) that appeal to you:
Aw hell, it's easiest just to say "all of the above".

Three things you just can't do:
Find Waldo.
Fathom Paris Hilton.

Three of your favorite hobbies:
Beating the children.
Counting Liz Taylor marriages.
Matchstick recreation of downtown Newark.

Three things you want to do really badly right now:
Land this post well enough that I can walk away from it.

Three careers you're considering:
Attorney. (Wha-? I'm one already? D'oh!)
Arbiter Elegantarium in the manner of, say, Dick Cavett or George Plimpton.
Cabin Boy.

Three places you want to go on vacation:

Three kids names:
"Whoever You Are" - (Actually used)
LaShanTra (our youngest)

Three things you want to do before you die:
Win the Irish Sweepstakes
Succeed to the Throne of England
Find and destroy the evil One Ring.

Posted by Robert at December 15, 2004 06:18 PM

Names for children: Boys: Sturm Ruger, James Tiberious, Agamemnon; for girls: Lugar Baretta, Margaret Thatcher, Condoleeza Rice. (Mrs. LMC has shot them all down--the MT suggestion violated the "no old girlfriends" rule --she refused to consider Shon-tay as well)

Posted by: LMC at December 15, 2004 06:34 PM

Robert, you are my hero.

By the by, you and Steve have been granted your own Subcategory at The Colossus ("Those Fabulous Llamas" . . . it was almost "What Hideous Llamas" as an obscure C.S. Lewis reference) for posts that mention you two.

And if I didn't mention it -- the Holiday logo truly rocks.

Posted by: The Colossus at December 15, 2004 06:37 PM

Three things you just can't do:


Posted by: Bill from INDC at December 15, 2004 06:47 PM

Yeah, he's got four left feet.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 16, 2004 01:37 AM

I can do that to Paris Hilton...just introduce me! said "fathom". Nevermind.

Posted by: Jeremy at December 16, 2004 09:04 AM

Three things you just can't do:

You can dance if you want to. - Safety Dance by Men Without Hats

Good list - you have achieved funny, btw.

Posted by: jen at December 16, 2004 10:08 AM
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