Rather disconcerting news

At the end of the day, when all the mad scientists have gone home to eat microwaved lo-mein standing at the sink and watching reruns of Friends, have you often wondered what The Brain, sitting in his large glass vat deep in the bowels of the Acme Corportation, is up to? What weighty issues is a disembodied genius pondering, freed from the corporal bounds of the material world?

Now you know.