In the Name of the Parent, the Offspring and the Alternative-Existence-Enabled...

Last month we flagged a pagan liturgy that surfaced on the Episcopal Church's (motto: Six Commandments, Four Suggestions) website.

Well, Gordon the ever-vigilant Cranky Neocon spotted a Philadelphia Inquirer story about the couple who were evidently responsible for the business. Radical subversives? Cutting-edge progressives? Naw. Turns out they were just a pair of geeks. (To give you an idea, their apparent "Druid" names are "Raven" and "Oakwyse." Pretty much says it all, dontcha think?)

Go read Gordon. Actually, I think this little episode opens up exciting new ecumenical possibilities. If we can have washed up Goths fiddling with things, why not Trekkies too, for example? Stand by to see the Nicine Creed replaced by the Prime Directive.