November 03, 2004
What do you mean "WE", Kemosabe?
"Hey, I wanted to do an all CHEERS reunion theme for the convention--you know, get Cliff and Norm, and that skinny hot chick, but noooooo, Mister Preppy Fancy Boy wanted to talk about Vee-IT-NAAAAAAAAM.....
The blame game begins......
You get the feeling the worst job in Amerika today this afternoon is being the second shift waitress at the IHOP out on Rt. 33 in Burlington, with that cranky Dean guy in the back booth again muttering to himself and leaving a 3 cent tip? Yeah? Because, of course, he coulda, shoulda, woulda been the contender....or maybe the nouveau come-back kid!
UPDATE: POLITICAL SCIENCE TRIUMPHS YET AGAIN! The most reliable indicator in the presidential race did indeed turn out to be the Goldstein Nipple Index.
UPDATE DEUX: That explains it: the Republicans used black magic!
Posted by Steve at November 3, 2004 01:15 PM | TrackBackSenator Prettyboy can do whatever he wants to for the next couple of years, but he is (at best) second the Dems' list for '08. I think we all know that a certain Senator from New York with a pointy hat and a flying broom is number one.
Posted by: Brian at November 3, 2004 01:59 PMall this talk of nipples makes me want to porn blog again.
Posted by: Rusty at November 3, 2004 03:28 PM
