October 29, 2004

greatest. headline. ever.

Cue the banjo music:

Nuclear Device Stolen From Truck at Norfolk Wal-Mart Recovered at Pawn Shop

Although this might go down as the greatest blog entry title ever.

UPDATE: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....PARADE OF THE WAFFLE KING! And Robbo? We need new shades, as Elizabeth is watching....Meanwhile, back in Norway, Random Penseur warns not all is well in the land of the merry Vikings---maybe their ancestors wore those cool helmets, sailed those cool ships, and beat up on the French because they had low serotonin levels and seasonal affective disorder? In the learn something knew everyday category, Rocket Jones sends word that an Ed Wood porn flick has been discovered---which makes me wonder about what type of low-quality production values were worked into the filming....Secret Message to Rocket Jones: Been there, done that! Now for something completely different: did the police discover any hamsters, or otherwise insertable rodents? Too much Amerika around the LLama shop? Then here's Asia by Blog in one neat package. SECRET MESSAGE TO CHAI-RISTA: has this guy been parking lately in the lot next to your building? He sure sounds familiar.

SAWX UPDATE: Because I'm a cruel and heartless person this just made me laugh. Repeatedly. The most delightful thing in all is hearing Yankees fans say, essentially, "wait till next year." Delicious. The Silver Fox has finally sobered up--a bit--to include this gem about Johnny Pesky in the clubhouse, as well as the Cardinals organization opening up the gates of the stadium after the seventh inning to let Sox fans who had come to St. Louis but didn't have tickets see the end. Sheila's having dirty thoughts about Curt Schilling.

Elections? Ace has cowbell, but is it too late? Jeff at Beautiful Atrocities rounds up the most underwhelming slate of endorsements since......what? Loren Michael's promotional efforts for Taxi!

Posted by Steve at October 29, 2004 12:20 PM | TrackBack

Thanks for the link! And by the way, I agree, that is the funniest headline I've seen since the famous NY Post headline: "Headless body found in topless bar".

Posted by: RP at October 29, 2004 01:12 PM

I'm glad someone appreciated the effort on that one...thanks for the link!

Posted by: Jennifer at October 29, 2004 06:35 PM

I'm watching? Wha....? Oh, MAN - you made me trip over my cape. Now my rainbow wig is so TOTALLY askew. Heh. I said "askew"....


Thanks for the link. Get the shades with the pretty colored lenses. Oh, those are SOOOOOOO cooool...

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 6, 2004 03:16 AM
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