October 22, 2004
Rusty hits pay-sand
"Praise be to Allah, it increased the joy in our hearts that John Kerry, the presidential candidate criticized the Bush governmentfor taking so long in making this declaration. The one who may be president of America [John Kerry] is already struck with terror by our brothers from the Tawheed wal-Jihad Movement [Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's group]. The repeated atacks that have targetted the evil Bush are now echoing on Kerry, even though he is not yet a president. This is what Allah means when he commands us to 'terrorize your enemy and the enemy of Allah."
Of course, the problem for me is whenever I read their name, rather than inspiring terror, my inner Beavis starts muttering, "hehehehehe...Taw-WEED"
Tragedy strikes when Barney discovers being French and an internationalist is no protection....
Posted by Steve at October 22, 2004 02:44 PM | TrackBack