Now It's Personal

Via Jim Geraghty, The-RAY-Suh the Ketchup Queen told USA Today that being a school teacher (like Laura Bush) doesn't count as a "real job".

Madam, you can bite my sweet, woolly backside. The Butcher's Wife happens to be a teacher. You can take it from me that her job is very, very real. And I'd be willing to bet a considerable amount of Llama Chow that she knows a good deal more about what it means to have to earn one's living than you do.

Sheesh.