What The....? That can't be right....

We're going to enjoy it while it lasts, but it can't be right.

Somehow, the Truth Laid Bear Ecosystem has us ranked as #117.

I'm sure you'll join in with me for a rousing chorus of "that CAN'T be right?!?!?!?!!?"

For some reason, over night our ranking shot through the roof faster than John Kerry fleeing from a Vee-Cee ambush.....faster than the excuses coming from Pedro Martinez's mouth....faster than Michael Moore eating an entire Indian village (sans barbeque sauce, even!).....faster than Andrew "Axis Sully" Sullivan trying to burnish his anti-war creds for the college speaker circuit.....faster than Dan Snyder burning bales of money on another losing season for the Skins.....faster than INDC Bill going postal on us for not renaming our children "INDC Journal."

You get my drift.

Anyhoo, unlike Brady Anderson's fifty home run season, we'd like to think this sudden rise is not due to steroid abuse--although, 'roid rage and blogging do mix---or some secret LLama plan to pump up the inbound uniques. We're not doping, and we're not training at altitude either. Marion Jones hasn't been added as executive editor. And we'd like to think that we'll take the inevitable drop in stride.

But I do think this gives us an excuse to crack into the T-Shirt bidness, and we've been getting feelers (and you know how uncomfortable that can be for men of our age and marital status) as to a certain pent up demand for them. So the question is, what do people want on t-shirt---the classic logo on the right? Our John Kerry foreign policy bit? What about Kerry and Duke in the tank?