October 13, 2004

Notice to Googlers:

Recently, we've had quite a bit of traffic from people searching for the following types of things:

"Pedro Martinez midget mascot" "saran wrap bondage " "John Edwards new warm to the touch KY lubricant" "John Kerry traitor waffles recipe"

And last, and perhaps most despicable:

"Madeline Albright Jeane Kirkpatrick nudie pics"

Who are you people?!?!?!?!?!?!? For the love of gawd, stop already!!!!! You'll find no such things here at the LLamas: no "beheading videos," nothing from "Britney Spears honeymoon home videos", no "Nigerian spam scam," no "plans for the construction of nuclear weapons," no "secrets of the Illuminati," no "Dan Brown secret member of the Knights of Columbus," no "Carlyle Group owns the Yankees," no "Dan Rather is senile," no "fab pics of Olsen Twins and Ted Koppel at Cabo San Lucas," and certainly no "lingere shots of Wonkette".

Well, maybe the Dan Rather thing.

Posted by Steve at October 13, 2004 04:59 PM | TrackBack

I get a lot of "my mom is a slut" or "slut mom" or similar from Googlers. We live in a sick world, fellas.

Posted by: jen at October 13, 2004 05:19 PM

Wow - I'm not sure whether to be jealous or not. 99.999% of the searches to my site are for John Kerry's voting record - a post I did way back in March. I think I need to make variety more a part of my blogging, then I too could get strange search strings. *grin*

Posted by: Teresa at October 13, 2004 07:12 PM

so, what's this about pedro martinez and saran wrap?

Posted by: brian at October 13, 2004 07:25 PM

A suprising number of mine are actually relevant. The sickest one I ever get (and I get it over and over again) is "charlotte church tits".

Posted by: Lynn S at October 13, 2004 07:52 PM

zobegkeir nxbxo.

Posted by: Jocatta at December 21, 2004 05:27 PM

gqbtaotrj oimzpozsuw.

Posted by: Edith at December 25, 2004 10:53 AM
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