October 05, 2004

What's cookin' at the LLamas

Today's a big day around the shoppe: we've got the Bonfire of the Vanities coming this afternoon, so Robbo's been busy pouring kerosene all over the tires we've been stacking in the front yard for the past week. Gordon's already come by and brought the back seat of a Honda Voyager Minivan to prop up on blocks to watch. Rusty has had the pimp-tricked Sandcrawler Escalade parked next to my neighbor's, who is the persnickety head of our neighborhood's homeowner's association. I'm sure I'll be visited by the suburban torequemadas before this is all through. That, together with all the interesting traffic that we've been having come through now that we are the one-stop-shop for all your Babes of the Battlestar needs, has made for some fun times for yer ornery Llamas. I mean, just having Jeff at Beautiful Atrocities sucking up to us again is worth the price of admission!

What else do we have in store for you? What, the Bonfire isn't enough? Well, what about some patented Llama time Tasty Bits live blogging of the "Thrilla in Vanilla" Vice Presidential debate tonight between John "I love fluffy puppies" Edwards and Dick "Call me Lord Vader" Cheney. Fortunately, the debate rules are a little looser for this one, as the Chimperor's Sith Master is allowed to bring both a double sided light saber, plus a two by four with some rusty nails sticking out of the end.

I have a feeling the word "pimpslap" is going to be used more than once.

And what does the rest of the week fortend? By coincidence, I'm going to be in St. Louis on Friday for a conference, so we'll have some liveblogging from the center of the political universe. Look for some catch-and-release Moonbat research. I plan on blogging from the bar in the hotel where they filmed the climactic fight scene in the greatest truly bad film of all time, Escape from New York.

Posted by Steve at October 5, 2004 10:19 AM | TrackBack

Steve, call me when you get to St. Louis, I will join you in the bar, I can email you the # if you want it...be sure to try out "the wispering arch" while in the hotel lobby...We can stand on the spot where the ring was located and pay silent tribute to Snake Plisken...If you want, we can also go down to the building where AB lived and pay homage there too.

Posted by: Enoch Soames at October 5, 2004 11:01 AM

But did u find the vicuna?

PS Thanks for the gratuitous Adrienne Barbeau reference. She really was the Meryl Streep of straight-to-video

Posted by: jeff at October 5, 2004 01:22 PM
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