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Kerry: L'aide est sur le chemin!

9:29--2nd Vietnam reference. Two shots of teqila.

And who are the missing allies?

Ah, oui.

9:33---Halliburton reference.

Bush---Totally absurd.

What's the deal with Kerry's smirking?

What do you say to Tony Blair? PM of Poland?

YES!

Zombie ghost of FDR rolls onto stage, punches Kerry in the nuts.

I don't appreciate it when a presidential candidate denigrates our allies...

Strangely reminiscent of the line from Animal House, "And frankly, I'm not going to stand here and listen to you denigrate the United States of America! Gentlemen? (Deltas leave auditorium, humming Battle Hymn of the Republic)