September 29, 2004
Vote early and often
INDCent Bill is threatening to drop Rob's daughter's pet goldfish into the blender and serve up the Nemo Smoothie to an unsuspecting Glenn Reynolds unless you vote NOW for INDC Bill as "Best Inside the Beltway" Blog.
Folks, I'm serious here: we are all fond of Bill, and we know Bill well enough to know that if he loses to Wonkette, he'll be surlier than the Archbishop in Caddyshack, after he's struck by lightning. He'll be cranking around in his bathrobe demanding that we call him "Fred" and dropping links-o-wrath into our humble little endeavors. Sooooooo....if he loses he'll blame us, the Official Anti-Anti-Wonkette blog. PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF THE LAWHD GAWHD! Vote early and often! Stuff the sucker like a Cook County Ward Healer at the all-U-can-eat $3.95 monday lunch buffet at Golden Corral!
I've voted 23 times already.
Posted by Steve at September 29, 2004 01:08 PM | TrackBackWise choice.
Related: can we really stuff the ballots? Will Jimmy notice?
Posted by: Bill from INDC at September 29, 2004 01:13 PMI thought superbabe Michelle Malkin had the official anti-Wonkette site. BTW, who is going to carry the cemetary vote?
Posted by: LMC at September 29, 2004 01:27 PMStuff the sucker like a Cook County Ward Healer at the all-U-can-eat $3.95 monday lunch buffet at Golden Corral!
LMAO!
I'm gonna have that line stuck in my head for as long as it takes to wheel it out and hurl it on my buddy who works for the local Young Democrats!
Nice use of the word "hurl" in context
Posted by: Steve the LB at September 29, 2004 02:23 PM
