One Step Closer!

Announcement expected today that baseball is coming back to Dee Cee.

Peter Angelos can kiss my sweet Texas patootie.

UPDATE: But, Jim! What about the name? Well, Senators would be fine, of course, but I understand that name would have to be purchased from the Texas Rangers. So here are a few alternate suggestions:

-The Beltway Bandits -The Mixing Bowls -BarryBall -The Only White Guys In South East -The Congressional Pageboys -The Half Inch Of Snow Sissy Boy Panic Attack -The Blame Canadas -The Red Tape Rascals -The Washington Crack -Veto This!

I'm sure other names will come to mind.