It's So....Hurtful!

John Kerry is now whining about negative campaign ads, labelling them (in an apparent attempt to make voters confuse him with Bush) as "misleadisments."

I should think this would delight Al Qaida. If Kerry is elected, they won't even have to bother with complex and expensive terror campaigns. All they'll need to do is run a couple ads criticizing J. Francois to get him to run away!

Okay, let's run this baby through the works: