September 17, 2004
Llama Weekend Contest
Count the pores.
If your answer is correct, you could qualify to win a new mountain bike. Good luck!
Posted by Robert at September 17, 2004 03:43 PM | TrackBackAre extra point awarded for keeping my lunch down during the exercise?
Posted by: Gordon at September 17, 2004 04:05 PMMerits a Silver Star at least!
Posted by: Robert the Llama Butcher at September 17, 2004 04:23 PMIt's a trick question of course. There are no pores. Surely everybody knows that Ted is made entirely out of filtered urine. Been an open secret here in Boston for years.
Posted by: stephenesque.com at September 17, 2004 04:34 PMI once wrote a story in which I described someone as erythematous. I was told this was a ridiculous word that couldn't be used in a story. My response: "Two words: Ted Kennedy"
It's a good word, try to use it in a sentence. Thanks for jumping Andrew, btw!
Posted by: jeff at September 17, 2004 05:11 PMIf I spend all weekend counting the pores on that ugly spoiled potato of a face, I shall use said mountain bike to ride off the highest cliff in this entire mountainous state. Or in front of a freight train, whichever's handy.
Posted by: Brian B at September 17, 2004 06:37 PMAnyway, I think you mean 'broken blood vessels'
Posted by: jeff at September 17, 2004 07:44 PM[leaves the room running to heave dinner in the toilet]
Posted by: michele at September 17, 2004 08:34 PMA million! I win a mountian bike? Not really.
Posted by: Sarah at September 18, 2004 12:57 PMAs he is a human zit, singular, that implies there is only ONE pore. Someone, please - put on protective gear and pop it!
Posted by: Parker at September 21, 2004 05:20 PM
