September 14, 2004

HEY, hey, hey!

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TRAGEDY struck suburban Nashville Sunday as diners at the Golden Corral's $3.99 All-U-Can-Eat Sunday brunch buffet were subjected to a deranged Al Gore who, under the influence of gravy, mistook the gathering for a political rally, and proceeded to harrangue the diners with his views on global warming, flatulence, and the Chimperor's meglomaniacal desire to rid the world of safe, decent, affordable pecan pie.

After twenty minutes, Al was led away by Tipper and a group of orderlies from the Shady Grove Rest Home disguised as Secret Service Agents.

Posted by Steve at September 14, 2004 09:43 AM | TrackBack

The p-shop is fine, but, good Lord, your title made me laugh out loud!

Posted by: John Lanius at September 14, 2004 11:18 AM
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