September 04, 2004


Busted, I am---by Gordon the Neo-Con no less.

Now, I don't want to start any rumors, but in light of this incredible statement passed off so flippantly, some important questions need to be answered.

1. Steve claimed the panel didn't start until 4:15 pm EST. but the post didn't appear until 7:11 pm EST. If Wonkette's presentation began at 5:00 and presumably went on for an hour, what happened during the two hour and eleven minute blackout period?

Now of course, I had said it started at 4:15 PM Central Daylight Time. He explains the missing hour of coverage as some sort of conspiracy on my part, seeing if I could leverage a Wonkette Exclusive for a nudie spread in Better Homes and Gardens or something, since of course my explanation that we were in a damn room with no wi-fi because we were stuck between the laundry and the kitchen is obviously not sufficient as the truth.

Perhaps I was only at the watery border between the Chicago Hilton and Kenosha.....

So you can believe Gordon (who has pics) and his conspiracy theory, or you can believe I'm just a doofus.

Take your pick. But I'd like to think my record speaks for itself!

(i.e. doofus!)

Posted by Steve at September 4, 2004 05:10 PM | TrackBack

You are definitely not a doofus so I am left to stoke the fires of conspiracy.

So, where can I find Better Homes And Gardens?

Posted by: Gordon at September 5, 2004 03:48 PM
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