No Llamas Were Doinked In The Writing Of This Post

Dave Barry, writing from the GOP Convention, has some disturbing fantasies:

I tried to get into a party hosted by Rep. David Dreier of California at a bowling alley in Greenwich Village, but they wouldn't let me in, so I can't say what went on in there. For all I know, Rep. Dreier had carnal relations with a llama.

But that is pointless speculation, since, as I said, they refused to let me in, apparently because they don't care about Freedom of the Press, not to mention the welfare of innocent animals.

Let me just assure you, Dave. Didn't happen. Ain't gonna.

Yips! to Taranto, who's got a great round-up of Global Village Idiots today as well.