Changes on the way for the French Government

We linked to the story below about how the French government says they will do ANYTHING to get their two journalist hostages released in Iraq.

Money? Nuclear secrets? French diplomatic passports for terrorists? Michael Moore's autograph?

The possibilities are endless.

I've got a feeling it's going to look something like this:

Here's a contest: what would YOU demand of the French Government in a situation like this?

I'd start with getting them to admit that Jerry Lewis, and Woody Allen aren't funny, and that Mickey Rourke sucks.