August 27, 2004
What could we do? We were double-llama dared!
Our new pal Jeff over at Beautiful Atrocities alerts us to Salam Pax's desire to see Ayatollah Sistiani receive a "Queer Makeover." Seems the time in Britain left him looking a little---how do you say? ah, yes---baggy.
Well, how can we resist the opportunity to mock a religious figure revered by millions around the globe? I mean, we ARE the Llamabutchers....
anyhoo, here's the set up:
What did Ayatollah Sistiani say to Muqtada to get him to give it up?
"Muckie, Saturday night is indeed alright for fighting..."
Dudes, that is so not respectful
Posted by: jeff at August 28, 2004 01:18 AMoh dear, we are all going to the lowest level in Shia hell. but I do like what you did to the turban, colorful feathers to distract from that bushy beard. now we need to get him to groove to "I see you baby"
Posted by: Salam Pax at August 28, 2004 10:29 AMdon't stop there--we gotta get this challenge over to Fark and turn 'em loose on the old guy.
and no, nobody's going to hell for it. God has a massive sense of humor. the fun is harmless. i guarantee it.
now- let's get some pictures! everybody over to Fark, chop chop. let's get that photoshop cookin.
c'mon, QE's! i wanna see bodybuilding! i wanna see makeup and leotards! i wanna see giorgio armani suits and bruno magli shoes and a 500 dollar haircut! [ on sissy-stani, i mean] let's break out those GQ ads! calvin klein camera obscura! punk! ballet! homeless chic! goth! elvis! jagger! KISS!
s'go s'go s'go! let's get that tail wagging the dog!!!!
