August 21, 2004
Olympic Update!
US Men's Basketball loses to Lithuania.
For some reason, sports journalists still refer to them as "The Dream Team."
What should they really be called?
The Llamabutchers present the Top Ten Names for the US Men's Olympic Basketball team:10. The Plump Chumps9. The "Show me the money!" Honeys
8. The Brat Pack
7. The Four-Corners No-offense
6. The "Phelps aint fit to polish my Escalade" Sport-oes
5. Naismith's Nightmares
4. The Excuses Papooses
3. The Tame, Lame Blame Game Crew
2. The French Army
and the number one nickname for the US Men's Olympic Basketball Team of 2004:
1. The Washington Generals (the team that always gets embarassingly whupped by the Harlem Globetrotters)
Team slogan: We put the "ASS" in EMBARRASSMENT!
Posted by Steve at August 21, 2004 05:18 PM | TrackBack
How about "The Bling Team?" As in, "there ain't no 'bling' in 'team.'"
Gotta admit, I was pulling hard for Lithuania and former Maryland team player Sarunas "Yessir Cabbages" Jasikevicius, who hit three critical three pointers late in the game to doom the Bling Team. At one point, I almost let out a loud yelp of joy, but caught myself--making sudden loud noises in an assisted living facility is probably frowned upon, given the fragile physical and mental states of many of the residents within ear shot.
Now, Go Angola! Send this farce of self-centered exhibitionists back to their bitches and benjamins and bail hearings...
Pep
Posted by: Pep at August 21, 2004 07:43 PMWhy, god, why, does anyone EVER allow Allen Iverson to take a 3 point shot? Considering how well our swimmers and gymansts are doing, these basketabll clowns only serve to highlight what no-tallent hammer pickles American prefessional athletes have degenerated into.
It's embarassing.
Posted by: Beck at August 22, 2004 02:09 AMI love LITHUANIA BASKETBALL
Posted by: egle at October 4, 2004 02:50 PMhi, just popped in here through a random link. cool site, keep this good work up :-)
online casinos: casino vegas red
Posted by: online casinos: casino vegas red at January 28, 2005 09:27 PM
