August 20, 2004

Google Bling-Bling

It's only 7:56 AM, and we already have our GOOGLE BLING-BLING (TM) Bizarre Search of the Day Winner!

Someone came to our site early this morning via the search "Reese Witherspoon Naked."

Dude--she's a mom!

Here's our promise to you, our reader (and by that I mean Rob's mom): we will NEVER feature naked or nekkid pictures pics of Reese Witherspoon, Charlize Theron, female Olympic swimmers, volleyballers, or soccer players. Naked pictures found at Llamabutchers, you ask? Not going to be found.

Well, maybe Margaret Thatcher dressed as "Electro-woman" and Condi as "Dyna-girl" but hey, that's the way we Neo-Khans are.

Anyhoo, in honor of this week's winner, here's my latest attempt to completely chum the Google waters:

Phom Phen Sean Penn wet hen uses phen phen michael phelps puppy whelps strangles chickens demi: older than slim pickens yes john kerry there's a santa claus and sometimes he visits cambodia jerry nadler ate michael moore and now he's going to explod-ia jingle bells batman smells catwoman laid an egg swift boat vets boinked their pets now cha-chi ran away

(deep breath)

illuminati mahdi mcgreevey luvs moqtada buying him prada oh where have you gone steve forbes new jersey turns its lonesome eyes to you, woo-hoo-hoo, what's that you say christie todd back from obscurity will you plod ooo-ooo-oooh, woo hoo hoo

(drum solo)

margaret thatcher terri hatcher naked/nekkid pics of the former not the latter jeane kirkpatrick performing a hat trick allen iverson sucks feta iraqi soccer is better katie couric skank republican platform plank worst movie of all time? tank! olsen twins losing season for the fins terry mac spins dubya wins algore Navigator speeding in the polls we are leading alligator wrasslin' Charlton Heston "abutabutaehhhhh....that's all folks!"

Posted by Steve at August 20, 2004 08:18 AM | TrackBack

"We didn't start the fire!... is this thing on?"

Posted by: Beck at August 20, 2004 06:41 PM

Dude, it's so good to read you again! I was so tired of staring at Jane Austen's sorry face over at blogspot.

When I read you were moving here I was excited, imagine that, we both moved into the neighborhood about the same time.

Anyway, I'm glad you're back so I can have my daily dose of funnies again. Especially as the protestors begin to assemble and begin to make my life a living hell.

In any case, glad you're back!

Posted by: michele at August 20, 2004 10:53 PM

That was freakin' excellent! You should put it to music, a la Bare Naked Ladies. It would sell like hotcakes.

Posted by: Denise at August 21, 2004 04:22 AM
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