November 23, 2005
TOO PRETTY TO GO TO PRISON
Debra LaFave, a teacher who apparently has problems finding men her own age, pleaded guility to banging a 14-year old and got house arrest for three years followed by seven years of probation. Her lawyer is said to have argued that she was too pretty to be in prison and that she "would not last long" because she would be "fresh meat." Opinion Journal has a link to her pic. Make your own call. "We report, you decide."
YIPS from Steve: Ahem?
As if.
FURTHER YIPS from Steve: Wizbang begs to differ, but I'm going to have to go with Melissa's analysis on this one...
SOOPER SEKRIT MESSAGE to INDCent Bill: But would you join the Foreign Legion to prove your undying love for her? (see comments for background)
Posted by LMC at November 23, 2005 03:54 PM | TrackBackOh, she's pretty, no doubt about that. But she's still a child-banging skank, and her looks shouldn't have any bearing on her sentence.
Posted by: Brian B at November 23, 2005 04:13 PMNo doubt about it, she is a cutie, but a shank, and should be locked up. If it turns out she is "fresh meat", well that is just too bad-- there is a down side to being a babe.
Posted by: LMC at November 23, 2005 05:34 PMIf the roles were reversed, and it were a 24 year old man screwing a 14 year old girl, you can bet, dollars to doughnuts, the sentence would be something like 20 years to life...
Posted by: KMR at November 23, 2005 06:41 PM.. she's not bad.. well, except for being psycho...
... boggles the mind, it does... looks like she could have scored some grown-up todger with lips like that...
Posted by: Eric at November 23, 2005 06:43 PMWOW! All double standard's aside, she wouldn't last long at your local tavern let alone a prison...
Posted by: jwookie at November 23, 2005 07:30 PMIf the roles were reversed, and it were a 24 year old man screwing a 14 year old girl, you can bet, dollars to doughnuts, the sentence would be something like 20 years to life...
Well, yes. Because when you reverse the situation, it ain't the same situation any more.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 23, 2005 08:08 PMShe was a gym teacher, right?
That -- to me -- is the weird part. The women gym teachers I remember looked like East German somatropin experiments gone bad.
All I have to say about the topic at hand is if Melissa Theuriau went to prison, I would break her the fuck out before you could say "violer du prison." And we would love each other. Forever.
PS - Colossus, using the proper name for bioidentical synthetic growth hormone - bonus points!
Posted by: Bill from INDC at November 24, 2005 08:40 PMJust refining my street cred with the juicer crowd.
Posted by: The Colossus at November 25, 2005 08:09 AMHoly cannolis. Totally off topic but Theuriau is one of the most unbelievably gorgeous women I have ever laid eyes on.
Now I finally have the motivation to go back to my natural brown haircolor. Goodbye platinum!
Posted by: willow at November 28, 2005 04:05 PM
