It's hard to believe it's written in the same language used by Dr. Johnson and the King James Bible

To wit:

"We did freeze Rod's sperm in case there are going to be any problems. We were at home. We didn't do it at a hospital. We were at home privately, you know, intimately. And then I rushed down in the Ferrari with my handbag and the little vial next to it"

Somehow, I can imagine how the Bard could have used this as a plot twist in King Lear, only if the Ferrari were to crash into a magical tree.