Projecte Quel Dommage Update

Dear French Persons:

We sincerely hope that your daffy k-niggets with their out-Rage-ous accents can feche la vache and cause those Islamicist gang thugs to run awaaaaaay. Who shall make castanets out of the castanet-makers' testicles?

Now go away or we will taunt you a second time-ah.

CASTLE AAAAARGH! UPDATE: Who, indeed.

TOUCHE UPDATE: Gary the Ex-Donk:

If only someone would step forward that the French government could actually surrender to.

Le Heh.