October 12, 2005

Two Minute Drill Memeage

I don't have the time to really think through the Three Things Meme Red has posted today, so I'm just going to shoot from the hip and see what happens:

THREE THINGS I DONíT UNDERSTAND:

1. Body-piercings.
2. Organic chemistry. (Why do you suppose I'm a lawyer?)
3. Celebrity-worship.

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:

1. A picture of the Llama-ettes
2. Several litigation binders getting ready to burst their rings.
3. A Pet Tornado.

THREE THINGS IíM DOING RIGHT NOW:

1. Planning yet another bidness trip.
2. Fidgeting.
3. Listening to Haydn.

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:

1. Have grandchildren.
2. Own a harpsichord.
3. Take down Steve-O and his girly-men Teutonic Knights in a game of Age of Empires II.

THREE THINGS I CAN DO:

1. Imitations.
2. Roll my tongue. (Sooper Sekret Message to the Missus - HA, ha!)
3. Sight-read music on the piano.

THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:

1. Shy.
2. Quiet.
3. Keeps to himself.

THREE THINGS I CANíT DO:

1. Juggle.
2. Chug a beer. (Never could, despite years of earnest collegiate study.)
3. Get the slightest bit interested in basketball.

THREE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:

1. Your mother.
2. Emma Kirkby and Evelyn Tubb singing Monteverdi Duets and Solos. The single most beautiful recording I have ever heard in my entire life.
3. Your Inner Grown-Up.

THREE THINGS I DONíT THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO EVER:

1. The Funniest Joke in the World.
2. Michael Moore.
3. The Missus trying to give driving directions.

THREE THINGS YOU SAY:

1. "The Englishman's Shortest Prayer."
2. "Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite. See you in the morning when the sun comes up." (My signature exit from the Llama-ettes' room every night.)
3. "Wellllll......"

THREE THINGS YOUíD LIKE TO LEARN:

1. Ancient Greek.
2. Fencing.
3. Patience.

THREE BEVERAGES YOU DRINK REGULARLY:

1. Coffee
2. Red wine
3. See 1 & 2

THREE SHOWS YOU WATCHED WHEN YOU WERE A KID:

1. The Bugs Bunny/Road-Runner Show.
2. Johnny Quest
3. Lost in Space.

THREE THINGS YOU WISH PEOPLE WOULD LEARN TO DO:

1. Stand to the right on the escalator.
2. Stop saying "carbs".
3. Recognize the concept of "too much information" in their public cell phone conversations.

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