October 12, 2005

Cue "Odd Couple" Theme

I see where INDCent Bill has got himself a blogger roommate, known to us only as Hubris.

I smell another Random IM Conversation with Goldstein (TM) on the horizon:

INDCBill: Geez
Proteinwisdom: What?
INDCBill: It's like the guy is, you know, really starting to bug me.
Proteinwisdom: You got any fruit roll-ups?
INDCBill: He must think he's funnier than me, or something.
Proteinwisdom: I really like the cherry ones.
INDCBill: Or have more Pajamahadeen cred.
Proteinwisdom: I hear Katie Couric might be dating again.
INDCBill: What, he thinks he can just stroll in here and grab the mantle?
INDCBill: I mean, just who in the hell does he think he is, trying to usurp my throne?
Proteinwisdom: Yeah, I might do her. If I had a few drinks first. And she promised not to giggle.
INDCBill: I am the fighting Uruk-Hai! I slew the Great Dan Rather! I defeated the Moonbats!
Proteinwisdom: I'm not saying she'd be my first choice or anything.
Proteinwisdom: But Angelina Jolie, for instance - now we're talking prime real estate.
Proteinwisdom: Got any more of those cherry fruit roll-ups? I really like them.
INDCBill: *sob*
Posted by Robert at October 12, 2005 02:58 PM | TrackBack

Well, am I wrong?

Posted by: Jeff G at October 12, 2005 03:46 PM

This may be among the best posts ever written. It even tops the angry dwarf bit.

Posted by: phin at October 12, 2005 03:55 PM

Funniest Random IM EVER!

Posted by: Sinner at October 12, 2005 04:17 PM

I liked the gratuitous Tolkien reference. You know that must have irked him. :-)

Posted by: The Colossus at October 12, 2005 04:29 PM

"I am the Fighting Uruk Hai."


Posted by: The Commissar at October 12, 2005 05:11 PM

Oh Robert... That is just so cruel. And, after your posting about the gels and the mall. You should be ashamed of yourself (not)!

Posted by: babs at October 12, 2005 05:15 PM

Spot on.

Posted by: Beck at October 12, 2005 09:45 PM


Goldstein and Tom Maguire are the same person?

....that explains so much.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at October 12, 2005 10:21 PM

Simply brilliant.

Posted by: JohnL at October 12, 2005 11:51 PM


Posted by: Dean Esmay at October 14, 2005 12:52 AM

Mr. Esmay, I represent the estate of Glenn Reynolds. I have a court order demanding an immediate halt to this unauthorized imitation.

Posted by: sortapundit at October 14, 2005 02:51 PM

The odd couple are already doing ads on TV BILL CLINTON and GEORGE W. BUSH for the HURRICANE KATRINA VICTIMS

Posted by: spurwing plover at October 17, 2005 03:09 PM