April 18, 2005

What, That's It?

Robert the Llama Butcher

is a Giant Mecha-Moth that was Constructed in a Laboratory, Stomps Around a Lot, has Prehensile Eyes and Acid for Blood, and is Radioactive.

Strength: 4 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 5

To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat Robert the Llama Butcher, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Robert the Llama Butcher using

A Mecha-Moth? No wonder I'm getting my monster butt kicked. This description makes me seem a little like Al Gore with wings.....

YIPS from Steve:

We already knew what the outcome would be, yet the conflict was essential nonetheless:

steve o wins.gif


is a Giant Dragon that eats Trees, breathes Poisonous Gas, and has Crablike Pincers.

Strength: 8 Agility: 9 Intelligence: 9

To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat Steve-O, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Steve-O using

As they say, "Heh." "Indeed." And, "BRWACK! POLLY WANTS A CRACKER!"

Posted by Robert at April 18, 2005 01:31 PM

Simple "llamabutchers" sounds more impressive, but still loses:

Llamabutchers is a Giant Bee that Stomps Around a Lot, has Staring Red Eyes, Bulletproof Skin and a mean Left Hook, is Covered in Bumps and Nodules, and lives in the tunnels of the London Underground.

Posted by: JohnL at April 18, 2005 01:39 PM

If you leave the spaces out of your name, you need fear no one.

Posted by: Don at April 18, 2005 02:57 PM

But being spaced out is part of who I am....

Posted by: Robert the LB at April 18, 2005 03:29 PM

Ha, you lose! My giant dragon that breathes fire and can Leap Great Distances trounces your butt!

Posted by: TheRoyalFamily at April 18, 2005 04:38 PM

Bring it on! ;)

Posted by: Lysander at April 19, 2005 05:56 PM
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