Calling All Bardlings!

The Crack Young Staff of the Hatemonger's Quarterly are launching their Second Annual “Hatemonger’s Quarterly” Horrible College-Student Poetry Competition.

Leaving aside the issue of whether "horrible college student poetry" is redundant, the CYS are soliciting "the most gut-wrenching imitation of disastrous college doggerel" you can think of.

The deadline for submissions is May 1st. So fire up that old bong and get scribbling. This should be guuuud.

Yip! Yip!