April 14, 2005
Gratuitous Tax Grumbling
No, not because tomorrow is the deadline for filing.
Rayther, it's because I filed nearly two months ago. The great Commonwealth of Virginia, as is its wont, whipped a check right back at me, practically by return mail.
Meanwhile, tho, Uncle still hasn't coughed up. This also is typical. And it's hard. I mean, c'mon: I'm running out of bundles of hundreds to throw on the fire a la Scrooge McDuck, as well as fivers to fling to the peasants after I run over their children in my coach. How am I supposed to keep up my evil conservative lifestyle if Uncle can't get his act together?
It's always right about now that I start thinking I really ought to be charging interest....
Grumble, grumble, grumble.
Hm, I got my check from Sammy pretty quickly, for a mailed in return. Quicker than Ohio anyway. Think of it this way, Ol' Teddy needed your money more, to throw after peasants when he drowns their women.
Posted by: RobertJ at April 14, 2005 10:22 AMTax filing should change from April 15 to the day before election day. For the pols to remember who pays the bills, and for the libs to tell taxpayers that they are taxed too little and should cough up some more.....
Posted by: KMR at April 14, 2005 09:16 PM
