Heeeere, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty......BLAM!

A Wisconsin citizen's advisory group has passed a referrendum in support of allowing licensed hunters to shoot feral cats, which have become a scourge to the local songbird population. The proposal still has to wend its way up through the bureaucracy and pass the state legislature before people legally can start popping Sylvester.

Needless to say, this has got cat-lovers in a tizzy. I would just point out that the only thing stopping the cats from killing them is a lack of opposable thumbs, which ruins their grip and spoils their aim. Otherwise, you'd need a kevlar helmet and a flak jacket just to go check the mail.

As for these cats' domestic brethren, I've got just one word for what would happen if the feral population ever militarized: Anschluss.