Google Haiku Meme

We get a fair bit of traffic here owing to some pretty regular google searches. In honor of some of these, I thought I'd try out a new meme by composing some most-popular-search-term-inspired poetry:

Juliet +Huddy +Nude +Pics

FOX News weekend fox.
Without clothes - tasty or not?
We will never tell.

Bananaphone +ring +tone +downloads

Phone begins to ring.
(Who could be calling Llamas?)
Music to our ears.

Alexandra +Steele +Weather +Channel

'Evening Edition'
Usurped by perky bimbo.
Lopez has more class.

This is fun. Bloggers - feel free to give it a try yourselves. Oh, and for all of you who got here googling these terms, well, welcome!