Saturday morning is weirdo troller time at the LLamas

Case in point, a visitor came to us after googling up this:

I don't know what it is about Saturday morning, but that's when we get our weirdo traffic. A huge surge of people looking for naked, nude, laviscious pictures of one Juliet Huddy; we once had someone google us up on a Saturday morning looking for "Donkey Kong Porn." For. The. Love. Of. All. That. Is. Holy. NOOOOO! Fortunately, the avatar's who were hectoring us with traffic over the summer looking for "Margaret Thatcher Naughty Bits" and "Condi Dominatrix Pics" have left us alone. Fortunately, no one has ever come to us looking for "Jane Fonda Three-way with prostitutes" and "Hillary Clinton lesbo action." Which is a big relief, as this is a family blog, after all! Yes sir, we've made our mistakes in the past: back a couple of months ago, we posted one picture of Linda Lovelace (a black and white of her, fully clothed, holding an American flag in front of the Lincoln Memorial) during the whole "Deepthroat revealed" kerfuffle, and next thing you know, a quarter of our daily traffic comes from people punching up google images looking for ol' Linda.

Pervs.

And we've got one message for the deviants over at Itsapundit.com: Indeed. Heh. Read it all.

Okay, so that's three messages, but you get my point.

Anyhoo, if I were you guys, I'd worry about a mutant swarm of Nisan GX driving nanobots being sent out like the army of flying monkeys from stately Instapundit Manor....