April Fool's Blogging

I won't be doing much of it tomorrow. I'll be off from work, but instead of sitting around the house in fuzzy pink slippers and eating bon-bons, I've got a board meeting at the kids' school in the morning and must spend much time running about after that (with any luck, getting in a spot of garden work as well).

Later, I've got to go to a reception for us new Vestry members at Church. Now there's an April Fool's joke for you! It's not so much like a fox being put in charge of the henhouse as it is like Stevie Wonder being put in charge of piloting a commercial airliner.

We Vestry newbies are also going to be spending all day Saturday at a retreat at the National Cathedral, no doubt learning the secret handshakes and receiving our Junior Illuminati lapel pins. (If I find out any coo-el stuff, like which planet the Trilateral Commission is going to for Intergalactic Spring Fling Week this year, I'll be sure to pass it along. Of course, then I'll have to kill you.)