March 30, 2005


That's right--Sarah Michelle Geller, today's selection for an honorable mention as a Flash in the Pan Nineties Babe. Breakthrough career move: Buffy as in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Best attributes: great body, superb physical conditioning. Drawbacks-typecast as a vampire killer, capable of only one expression. Last movie of note: Cruel Intentions, the re-make of Dangerous Liasons. A pretty tedious movie although it had its moments, such as the "kissing cousins" shower scene. So far, she has not hit any of the three indicators of a career on the ropes (movies on the estrogen channels, feature in the Renowned Literary Magazine a/k/a Playboy, lesbian experimentation) but she is getting pressure on the last one from Jennifer Beals. Her publicist made some sympathetic non-committal noises, saying neither "yes" nor "no."--Can't be seen as anti-gay lest the Lavender Mafia shut her career down but it looks like her career is in limbo.

Posted by LMC at March 30, 2005 09:10 PM

Got pretty far with that wooden face of hers.

Posted by: The Colossus at March 31, 2005 07:20 AM

Scooby Doo - $153,294,164 Gross
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed $84,216,833 Gross
The Grudge $110,359,362 gross $39,128,715 Opening Weekend

Movies of note since Cruel Intentions. Based on The Grudge she is now considered an actress who can open a movie for teens.

(She just fired her agent for saying that before The Grudge she was "Nothing" in an interview.)

Posted by: Eric J at March 31, 2005 10:15 AM

Hmm, Geller, Hewitt, lesbian experimentation. . .

Posted by: RobertJ at March 31, 2005 03:17 PM
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